I am sure this will be a serious and high minded movie seeing that it’s premiering at Cannes but me being the unserious and vulgar person, all I can think of is:
obsessed with villains who you just KNOW are aware deep down in their heart that they’ve done something unforgivable, but the only way to never admit that or face the guilt is to keep doing it over and over again until they don’t feel guilty about that first time anymore
Word to the wise y’all. Don’t wear a butt plug to your MRI
Don’t wear a chastity device to one either. Even if it’s a silicone/resin cage, the locking mechanism is still metal, it WILL try to yank that thang asunder. The GOODEST boys are the ones who DON’T risk damaging their body and a $1.2million machine.
There’s no way on earth anyone has to be told this I’m hallucinating this post there’s just no way
(npc voice) Hey, stay back! I’m warning you… wait a minute… you’re a human! Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were another one of those bots! You know, it’s dangerous for a human like you to be walking around these parts without an avatar. Here, let me loan you one of my spares.
[ You got the Jigglypuff icon! You can use this to get closer to other humans! ]
There you go, quite cute if I do say so myself. Just remember to be more careful from now on!
Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.
Always remember Hanlon’s Razor–”Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation.”
That’s said, never forget Fred Clark’s Law, either: “Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” There’s a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice–at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.